How to vote without voting...

If you're one of the 45 per cent who will probably not bother voting at the next General Election, consider spoiling your ballot paper instead. Details are here, and if you at least make the effort to turn up at your polling station and register your right to choose "none of the above", you'll have earned the right to moan about the state of the town/county/country/Europe/World/Universe. Otherwise, if you sit on your fat behind instead, don't expect anyone to listen when you start bemoaning the state of affairs that you directly contributed to by not bothering to vote...