Let the record show that this is the first time I will be calling for the manager's head. We are losing 1-0 to Crystal Palace (and guess who scored it). Having dominated the game against Fulham and created a string of chances, Mr Bruce decided to drop both central midfielders and put Damien 'Can't Pass Forward Unless It's To Gift Possession To The Opposition So They Can Break Away And Score' Johnson and Robbie 'Give Me All The Set Pieces Even Though I'm Crap' Savage in their place.

Blues will be relegated by Christmas unless Mr Bruce understands that picking these two ahead of other, better players is not the way forward. It doesn't matter who else is available or how well they perform when they come in, whenever these two clowns are available, he picks them.

Anybody who has any ideas of the wherabouts of the plot involving Birmingham City, please forward it on to the club.