Lee Bowyer

This footballer has been linked with our football club. If Steve Bruce actually goes ahead and signs him, I hope we're relegated come next May - or Bruce is sacked for gross misconduct. Unless, of course, Bruce had access to techniques that can make leopards change their spots. Veering away from potentially libellous posts (mind you, one thing I admire the Mirror for is its headline the day he got off for that 'incident' outside a Leeds nightclub - calling him all the things he was accused of, but somehow let off for, and then inviting him to sue: to the best of my knowledge, he never did), the very fact he disrupts dressing rooms wherever he goes should be reason enough to keep him as far away from our club as possible.

Oh, and those Blues fans who are slagging off those of us who are taking a stand on this issue - I'll be kind and leave my description of you at one word: morons.

UPDATE: look what I found on the Web? The very headline the Mirror printed - see it for yourself here.