Congratulations to George and Sheena

They became the proud parents of twin girls on 17th April - George rang with the good news this morning. I've already forgotten their names - I think it's Ella May and Elsie Bea, but I'm probably wrong!

In other news, my old school chum Richard "Tricky Woo" Wilson is appearing in panto in West London this year - see here. Yes, Baywatch hunk David Hasselhoff has ditched the chance to run around in red shorts again in a Baywatch movie to star as Captain Hook alongside Bobby Davro. My friends always struggled to see the resemblance between Tricky and the Hoff at school, but the photo on the link provided proves how scaringly similar they look. At press time Richard had no comment to make when pressed on the subject via MSN Messenger.

[Listening to: Run Riot - Def Leppard]